Retirement Notice (with swears!):

I didn't think I'd beat this motherfucker to retirement...

To The Cocksuckers in this League:

It is with a heavy goddamn heart that I officially announce my balls-deep intentions to step down from my position as Owner and General Manager of the BakdoorConquistadors effective the conclusion of our glorious fucking season. As a proud owner of this really bitchin' franchise, I hope for nothing but the best for the future and continued success through serious ass beatings delivered on the field. I have had a shit load of fun in this league and am sure that fun will continue absent fake blogs and press conferences by my fat bastard self.

Thanks for letting me play you cunts.
Dave

P.S. The offer to pay the Kid's league fees is still on the table since he'll be the only one to hit the minimum number of Pick 'Em selections for the year. Congratulations on your default victory!