DeMarcus Ware/Umpire the Giant's Championship Hopes Carried Off Field on Cart (UPDATED)

Here's your late-day Round One playoffs update:

Umpire the Giant (3) v. _____it in the_____: Marcus holds a 10 point lead, which barring a TD by Antonio Gates and some miscellaneous yards might just be enough. This due to the devastating headbutt that Demarcus Ware leveled on one of San Diego's Offensive Tackle ending his participation in today's sporting event. The results of tonight's AZ/SF game also are in play as Marcus is starting AZ's defense.

The Kid fc© v. Neverland Ranchhands: Despite the apparent wishes of Aaron Rodgers to pack up and flee Green Bay for the winter, The Ranchhands find themselves in the driver's seat currently with a 47 point lead going home early. The Kid fc© needs Elisha to throw touchdown passes to receivers not named Steve Smith and a productive night from the AZ/SF game.

If 5 weeks ago you asked me to set the odds for Marcus, JoelThe Kid, Sanders, and myself to be still be playing in week 15 I WOULD HAVE>>>

MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK IN CAPS> I PROMISE I"M NOT YELLING> THIS IS DEVASTATING>