The Draft is Coming

After the Olympics conclude, the only light in the wilderness of sucky upcoming sports will be the NFL Draft. The draft is great because it gives all of the members of the league who didn't bail at the end of this last season the chance to peruse the new rookie hotness. It also gives Bud all the inspiration he needs to draft Ndamukong Suh with the first overall pick in his never ending quest to be just like an NFL GM. The NFL Draft order first since that's closer than the VEGASPALOOZADRAFTTACULARSTURBATION!!

1. St. Louis (1-15)
2. Detroit (2-14)
3. Tampa Bay (3-13)
4. Washington (4-12)
5. Kansas City (4-12)
6. Seattle (5-11)
7. Cleveland (5-11)
8. Oakland (5-11)
9. Buffalo (6-10)
10. Jacksonville^ (7-9)
11. Denver [from Chicago]^ (7-9)
12. Miami (7-9)
13. San Francisco (8-8)
14. Seattle [from Denver] (8-8)
15. New York Giants (8-8)
16. Tennessee^ (8-8)
17. San Francisco [from Carolina]^ (8-8)
18. Pittsburgh (9-7)
19. Atlanta^ (9-7)
20. Houston^ (9-7)
21. Cincinnati (10-6)
22. New England (10-6)
23. Green Bay (11-5)
24. Philadelphia (11-5)
25. Baltimore (9-7)
26. Arizona (10-6)
27. Dallas (11-5)
28. San Diego (13-3)
29. New York Jets (9-7)
30. Minnesota (12-4)
31. Indianapolis (14-2)
32. New Orleans (13-3)

The contingencies above denoted with these guys (^) indicate a coin flip will be used to determine who picks first. Still. Flipping. Coins. The order for the 2010 LMLWFFL VEGASPALOOZADRAFTTACULARSTURBATION!! is as follows...


1. Team Pee Pee [Barry] 2-11
2. Touchdown There [Devin] 3-10
3. Never Nudes [Jake] 5-8
4. the pen 15 club [Fred] 6-7
5. Life Support [Tony] 6-7
6. Cardiac Cats [Brian] 6-7
7. Neverland Ranchhands [Joel] 7-6
8. Umpire the Giant [Shawn] 9-4
9. (Team TBD) [GM TBD] 10-3
10. bsanders [obvs] 11-2
11. the Kid fc© [Alex] 7-6
12. _____ it in the _____ [Marcus] 6-7

It's too bad Sanders doesn't read this blog, because when I see that someone who spent the last half of the season under .500 it warms my heart. For the other propaganda posters that I didn't use based on their racist representations of the people of the great country of Japan, you can follow this link and this link.