Attempted Free Agency Round Up

[last updated 08/02 5:05p]

This is starting to get less fun :/

DEALS:
Ronnie Brown (RB) - signed by Philadelphia (Salud~Dinero~Amor)
Randy Moss (WR) - retired (Bring Slight Money)
Tim Hightower (RB) - traded to Washington (Saban's Pimps)
Plaxico Burress (WR) - signed by New York Jets (FA but Dave may still have rights?)
Marion Barber (RB) - signed by Chicago (the pen 15 club)

I'm going to do my best to keep up with the cuts, signings, and other nonsense that will be happening over the next couple of days. The liklihood of this being totally up to date at any given time is less than good and I might even be bored with it by 10a this morning, BUT IT'S WORTH THE EFFORT.

If any of the other blog dudes who have access want to make any changes to this post to update it, please feel free. I also can't get to the roster list right this second but as soon as someone emails it to me at work, I'll add the Logan Mankins team the players below belong to. I'll try to keep it to the relevant players though adding J. Jones to that list seems like I'm not trying very hard. Here's what we know right now:

ARCHIVED MOVES:
Trent Edwards (QB) - signed by Oakland (The Motorboaterz)
Michael Jenkins (WR) - signed by Minnesota (FA)
Donovan McNabb (QB) - traded to Minnesota (pen 15 club)
Joseph Addai (RB) - re-signed by Indianapolis (bsanders)
Jeromiah Masoli (RB/QB) - signed by San Francisco (FA)
Mike Sims-Walker (WR) - signed by St Louis (Cardiac Cats)
Matt Moore (QB) - signed by Miami (FA)
Willis McGahee (RB) - signed by Denver (Touchdown There)
Chad Ochocinco (WR) - traded to New England (The Karate Kitna)
Vince Young (QB) - signed by Philadelphia (Bring Slight Money)
Roy Williams (WR) - signed by Chicago (FA)
Brandon Jackson (RB) - signed by Cleveland (Salud~Dinero~Amor)
Darren Sproles (RB) - signed by New Orleans (Cardiac Cats)
Derek Anderson (QB) - cut by Arizona (the pen 15 club)
David Akers (K) - signed by San Francisco (the pen 15 club
Kevin Kolb (QB) - traded to Arizona (Bring Slight Money)
Brad Smith (WR/QBish) - signed by Buffalo (Touchdown There)
Reggie Bush (RB) - traded to Miami (bsanders)
Jabar Gaffney (WR) - traded to Washington (Never Nudes)
Lance Moore (WR) - re-signed by New Orleans (The Karate Kitna)
Adam Vinatieri (K) - re-signed by Indianapolis (Salud~Dinero~Amor)
Bruce Gradkowski (QB lol) - signed by Cincinnati (FA lol) LOLOLOL
Steve Breaston (WR) - signed by Kansas City (Saban's Pimps)
Sidney Rice (WR) - signed by Seattle (Wing and a Prayer)
DeAngelo Williams (RB) - re-signed by Carolina (Cardiac Cats)
Santonio Holmes (WR) - re-signed by New York Jets (Bring Slight Money)
Devin Aromashodu (WR) - signed by Minnesota (The Karate Kitna)
Mason Crosby (K) - re-signed by Green Bay (Cardiac Cats)
Matt Hasselbeck (QB) - signed by Tennessee (The Karate Kitna)
Jacoby Jones (WR) - re-signed by Houston (The Motorboaterz)
Alex Smith (QB) - re-signed by San Francisco (FA)
Matt Leinart (QB) - re-signed by Houston (FA)
Tavaris Jackson (QB) - signed by Seattle (FA)
Quintin Mikell (IDP) - signed by St. Louis (Never Nudes)
Santana Moss (WR) - re-signed by Washington (Cardiac Cats)
Willis McGahee (RB) - cut by Baltimore (Touchdown There)
Todd Heap (TE) - cut by Baltimore (Bring Slight Money)
Julius Jones (RB) - cut by New Orleans (the pen 15 club)
Derrick Mason (WR) - cut by Baltimore (Wing and a Prayer)