Some Trades Not Involving the Commissioner (So They Only Half-Count)

First - draft business. The draft will be held at 5p next Saturday at Joelly's house. Let me or someone else know if you need directions. We're going to do food but I'd prefer we not just boringly order pizza. If anyone has ideas (sushi bar where we eat the sushi off of some nubile, young Asian [preferably Pilipino]) then just let me know.

Team Touchdown There has traded the New York Giants defense, the Dallas Cowboys defense, and their 1st round pick in the 2012 draft (extravaganza) to Team the Karate Kitna for the Green Bay Giants defense and Lance Moore.

Team Fister Roboto has traded the St. Louis Rams defense to Team Caylee's Hide N Seek for Plaxico Burress and some other wide receiver that Dave can edit into this post when he reads it Anthony Armstrong.

I've decided to push back the deadline for the cut list until noon tomorrow since I may be unable to do anything with the lists until then anyhow. According to my numbers, after trades, the IR list, and the cuts I've been given already, these people still have more than 25 on their roster:

Devin - 26
Kid - 27
Joel - 28
Fred - 28
Tony - 26